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The Top 10 Most Punchable Faces of 2014

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Good things come to those who wait - and sometimes they are really funny too. We recently discovered a truly hilarious sub-Reddit, "PunchableFaces". There are some well-known individuals that seem to pop up daily, from different contributors. We've scoured the list, and added a few of our own to give you - The Top 10 Most Punchable Faces of 2014!

10. The Woman Who Wasn't There - this is a layup, and like you, we'd like to plant a direct hit to this well-rounded, fat face. This time-wasting, troll, complicated issues for individuals already confused and hurting, adding insult to injury and causing additional pain. Featured in the documentary, The Woman Who Wasn't There, Tania Head, or Alicia Esteve Head, was actually a well-to-do Spanish socialite - where she was a fat loser also. Pow, right in the kissah.

9. Dale - pega me duro hermano! Pitbull, famous for stealing drumbeats and verbally shitting on them. Somehow we all manage to hear his "music", on a daily basis, and for that, we would enjoy punching him directly in the face. Dale! Mistah Whirl Whieyy!!

8. CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch, Mike Jeffries. “That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. “Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla.”

7. Ann Coulter. This face needs to be hit repeatedly. While we hate all of the Stepford Wives on Fox News with a passion, this is the one we'd like to hit the hardest. Then, Maybe she would shut the fuck up. 
6. Okay, we admit, we watch too much television. This pawn broking, ghetto-lord has a puss that we'd love to smash in. It's incredible that someone from 8 mile hasn't done it already. Shut the fuck up already. Jesus.
5. This douchebag is related to someone famous, Cyrus, Billy Ray, or Miley... or both, we don't know and don't care, but his annoying mug immediately made the list - number 5 on our most punchable faces for 2014 - this complete douchebag.
4. So the real Wendy is too fat for television, so they hired this annoying woman to fill in for her. The trouble is, she's annoying as shit and we'd love to punch her face.
3. What person in their right mind wouldn't like to punch Kim Kardashian in the face? If we placed them in a row, it would wrap around the earth 115 times. You just can't get away from seeing her mug everywhere and for that reason, our knuckles tingle with excitement when we dream about punching her directly in the face, more than once.
Look at that face - you can hear the voice... it's as if she is begging to be punched in the face. Endless rants filled with more ranting, voice-raising, shouting and rage with a side of outrage. We cannot wait to punch this face. Nancy Grace - she currently holds the top spot on "Punchable Faces", on Reddit.
After a mind-bending interview with the New York Times revealed that Jaden Smith and his sister are smarter than the rest of us, we came to the conclusion that we want to punch his face as many times as possible. His twitter account is literally comedy gold - with tweets like: "How can mirrors be real if.. shut. the. fuck. upDear Will, it's time to come and get your son


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